KISS icon Gene Simmons discussed his relationship with women in a new Talking Wax interview. He also discussed his hair loss.
I don’t know if I should agree with you because when my wife watches this, I’ll be toast…
“So you agree with it. Well, here’s my suggestion. Do you have a dog in the house? Take one of your dogs, man’s best friend, and take your wife.
“You gotta follow my advice – lock them both in the trunk of your car, do that, leave them in there for 24 hours. At the end of the time, open the trunk and see which one is going to be happy to see you.”
I never thought of that…
“I do, all the time. One of the two is going to be thrilled to see you. The other one’s going to go shopping and bankrupt you.
“The housewives of every successful guy who’s got money – you never have a show about housewives of plumbers. It’s only about them and they are the good-looking chicks who have enough time to frizz and zhuzh – you lift and separate and spray.
“You got to create a sculpture. I got to wake up and use a fucking can of hairspray on this so it looks like it’s more than it is. It’s not, it’s not a lot there. I got a lot more on my back.” Ultimate-Guitar transcribed the interview.