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Somebody Contact Ian Brown and John Squire’s Hairdresser

Seriously, you guys, we need to get The Stone Roses hairdresser on the horn ASAP. Lets sit that person down and freaking beat’em until they submit to give Ian and John haircuts from THIS video. Ian’s gone a bit wonky with his hairstyles over the years, but these are the cat’s meow. This has to happen for them to be legit. What I’m trying to say is The Stone Roses will not have fully arrived back until they get their haircuts in order. Truth.