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Noel Gallagher Meets Mario Balotelli And It Goes Exactly How You Think It Would

Interviewing Sports stars is about as exciting as staring at my lunch on my desk all day. They usually have very, very, little to say. Their exceptional elements come from their body and not really their minds. You could make a case for anyone being this way, musicians included, but it’s fairly standard with guys who play sports. Add in the fact that they’re not strong with English (Like canadian hockey players -ooooooooooooooooooooooo sick burn!) and it makes it extra tough. If you sat me down in front of Noel Gallagher I wouldn’t exactly be the shyest person on the planet however. There may be a lot of kneeling and kissing of rings, but certainly not being quiet. I guess some people are just naturally shy in their 20’s. I was.