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News In Pictures: Thom Yorke Now Offering Dance Classes

Thom Yorke Dancing

Northamptonshire, England – Recent reports of Thom Yorke opening a dance studio in town has been confirmed. Dance lessons available will be: Morris, Salsa, and Ballet and cost approximately 20 pounds each.  Tea and crumpets will be served after mandatory readings of chapters from “1984”.


*this is another post in the “news in pictures” comedy series.