In Today’s News:
Music fans who forgot to take their daily dose of Effexor decided to get up in arms when a website they never visit published something they didn’t quite agree with.
“Well, technically, I was right” proclaimed Sally Snuvelbooth.
“They didn’t even know the release dates of my favorite album and instead just wrote August 2012. Everyone knows it’s August 13th 2012! They are total and complete idiots, and I’m going to write their boss to demand them to be fired”.
The website in question had this to say: “Shut up”