Pretty Green

How Drunk Were Oasis At The Brit-Awards In 1996?

Poor Michael Hutchence running into a half finished case of lager. Or at the minimum 5 jack and cokes. And What did Guigsy really say? Was the first time anyone ever heard him speak? The dude hardly ever said a word in that band. I know lager is the standard answer for “what do you think the dudes from Oasis drink” but somehow I don’t quite think it is. Maybe for a few years Noel did, but he really really shaped up. And we all know that you don’t slim down when drinking cans of brew. I willing to wager he’s more into scotch now. Based purely upon his decreased waist line, of course. Not exercise or better eating habits. Nothing like that.