Hey giiiiiirrrrrrrl. I’ve been meaning to write. Things are a bit scary as I happen to be stuck in a prison cell because I was attempting to smuggle drugs back into the country and this letter is the only one I have time to write.These people don’t even have email! Can you believe that? So […]
In Today’s News: Music fans who forgot to take their daily dose of Effexor decided to get up in arms when a website they never visit published something they didn’t quite agree with. “Well, technically, I was right” proclaimed Sally Snuvelbooth. “They didn’t even know the release dates of my favorite album and instead just […]
In startling news to fans around the world, renowned singer Morrissey of The Smiths fame admits some-days he feel’s pretty ok. More news to follow as this story develops… More news to come.
Legendary Manchester band The Stone Roses announced today, April 1st, that instead of recording new songs they will be recording a full length cover album of Taylor Swift songs. Track listing: Sweet Tea and God’s Graces Dark Blue Tennessee Drive All Night Fall Back On You It Ain’t You (I Know What I Want) Long […]
Smiths pr intern Josh beetlebaum has announced that the Smiths will reform for one minute just to shut everyone up about The Smiths reunion rumors.
Today, April 1st Jarvis Cocker announced that the Pulp Reunion is officially over and that in it’s place he’s started up a Competitive Gardening team called : Sorted for Marigolds and Honeysuckle. More details to follow as this story develops…
Fresh off the success of their album going platinum, Menswear has decided to reform. However to distance themselves from the Britpop scene this time around Menswear will be going by a new name “Womens Maternity Collection” a spokesperson for the band commented. More news to follow as it happens…
After years of wearing the brand “Fred Perry” Damon Albarn decided it might just be easier to be called “Fred Perry” and is currently considering a name change. More news as this story develops.
Following his mid afternoon 4 hour workout Robbie Williams revealed to the press on hand at gold’s gym that “he’s not really sure about how to make this computer thingey not be in all capital letters” and also “that he had given up trying to understand how to change it”. He then bid-goodbye to […]